I know it’s been over a week since I’ve written something, and generally you come expecting an article worthy of your time to visit and read. But to be honest, I’m just plain swamped right now. I have a ton of things I would like to write about, but can’t quite write about yet because they’re not solid enough in my head. There are a lot of feelings and emotions I would like to tell you about, but I don’t know how to write about them or describe them, so I can’t. Plus, school has just hit me so hard there’s no room left for any deep thinking of any kind. Whatever isn’t being used by school is very much spoken for already.

So, I will leave you with the phrase that is sure to revolutionize the way college life is.

I guess you could say school has Pope-Slapped me this semester.

Don’t understand what it means? That’s okay, neither do I. What I can tell you is it’s a replacement for the word “punk’d” which is a funny word we use to describe when someone gets… punk’d. (See, I told you it’s just not there upstairs…)

So, the next time you cut someone in line, steal their candy bar while they’re not looking, or make a ‘your mom’ joke, just remember one key phrase, that, when said very loudly and with the proper amount of authority, is really funny: “Ooohh…. you just got Pope-Slapped!”